This woman is downright thirsty for some Trump...

Wait... what? Really? I fly a lot. Newark is the worst airport in the country, by a mile and a half. The international terminal isn’t too bad, but the domestic terminals are fucking godawful. It’s better than it was a couple years ago, when the bathrooms were all under renovation and you literally had to use a…

“Seeing my father’s situation, I felt what happened was obviously unjust in terms of the way they pursued him,”

As long as you don’t throw your gum on the sidewalk or commit to general vandalism I think you’re okay. If you’re into sex clubs you’re in for a treat.

This is how a friend got the generic for Harvoni that cured his Hepatitis C. It was prescribed on-line by a doctor in Australia, and the prescription was filled by a pharmacy in India. The Australian doctor told my friend which blood tests to get before, during and after the course of treatment.

Every time I see Barf Bag appear (and knowing in my head much of the barfy-shit that has transpired since the previous days Barf Bag) I always hear that dude from Jaws. But this time he’s yelling “WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BAG!”

If the act of flying is so overwhelming that you can’t imagine doing any of this, that’s fine too. Order a Coke and the red wine, mix those in equal parts, and enjoy a kalimotxo, as if you were a hip Spanish teen.

And you know that no one explicitly thought this because...?

Oh wait, you know a few accountants. Sounds solid.

It’s convenient that victim testimony magically stops counting as evidence whenever rape or sexual assault is involved. If a victim identifies the person who mugged them, that’s evidence. But if a victim identifies the person who sexually assaulted them, it’s a grossly unfair character smear that means nothing.

She also added: "Once again, Dr. Jones, I have proven that there is nothing that you possess which I cannot take away."

Where is all their precious due process? What happened to innocent until proven guilty? Oh I guess that only works for men being accused of shit. 

The next “moderate Republican” that will sit in the White House will be the next Democratic candidate to win a Presidential election.

Haley resigns. Sessions is fired. Graham is appointed AG. Haley is appointed to take over for Graham. I know how the shitbird sings.

Look, I don’t think Kavanaugh will sue for defamation because he knows what every first year torts student knows, which is that he’ll have to prove that Ford was lying and he can’t do that because he isn’t credible.  My point is that if people want to whine and scream about how lives are being ruined with NO PROOF,…

See, they install that TruCoat at the factory, there’s nothin’ we can do, but I’ll talk to my boss

Some less-scrupulous dealers will tell people to fudge their income for the sake of getting a loan approved.

I regularly visit a women’s fitness subreddit, and it blows my mind how many men show up to offer “advice” on topics they have absolutely no authority on, such as sports bras, birth control, etc. It is just as exhausting when it happens there as it is on Jezebel.

I think that, in the larger sense of the world, gender does dictate what people can do and where, and so when women carve out a little slice of the internet it would be nice if men didn’t take up quite so much space on it.

It’s not unusual for the top four or five comments to be from this tiresome pack of dudes who seem to think their banal opinions are absolutely indispensable.

And, as ever, the top two comments are from men who comment early and on absolutely everything.