Prison sucks. Got it. I’ll try and remember. I wonder if it’s better or worse in a ‘pound you in the ass’ federal prison?

Granted its a slippery slope but is a topless photo considered pornography? I lots of topless stuff on HBO and that is clearly not porn.

Sign says “Yahoo Serious Film Festival”

He’s fucking delusional that they will let me make #5. I’m hoping we get more Giant Robots pulling knives on people. 

One more reason not to see these films. Yuck. Just yuck.

Have your Mexican slave get it for you.

At least she didn’t threaten to deport her ‘back to the shit hole country she came from’ because that would be racist.

Yuck. Can we go back to mourning Nippsy Hustle now. Please.

The Red Sox seem in worse shape.

Something...Something, Burt Ward!

Crossing my fingers its full of 5,000 year old dildos.

Maybe I’m misinformed but unlike ME:Andromeda sales for Anthem have been fairly solid. My impression is that this game may not be a run away hit but it’s far from the debacle that ME:A was.

Will she be in my kitchen? Because I need help cleaning it up ASAP. I’ll do the dishes while she mops.

I would 100% watch this on regular CBS but will 100% not watch it on some paywalled streaming site.

I’ll watch this just because Jarred Harris is in it. Looks like they are going the ‘Hunt for Red October’ route here. But instead of a Russian sub full of British actors we are getting a Russian nuclear plant full of British actors.

Everybody feels good about their team on the eve of opening day. Check back in 6 weeks and we will see.

Yuck, I’m never eating at your house.

The word your looking for is ’suicide contagion’

That photo makes it look like Hamil is slowly turning into Anthony Hopkins.

That script is some “Caddyshack 2" pantload of shit. No way Hanks would have agreed to that anyway. Fucking weird that Roth would publicly put such clearly bad stuff out there.