Didn’t Andre Agassi say Shields drove him so nuts he started taking Meth?

That family member exception is some creepy-ass shit when you think about it.

Why do I get have this sinking feeling that this type of stuff is opening a door for someone other than a democrat to grab this seat in November?

Marge Simpson we have also arrested your older, fatter balder son.

What about my herpes? Should  I leave that off too?

Bess Armstrong was kinda hot back in the day....

Weller is north of 70. No way they are getting him in that suit.

a better written sentence would have pointed out the fact it’s not the iconic Beatles ablbum but a shitty movie of the same name.

Given his CV I think Blomkamp may have peaked out of the gate with District 9. Why do we need another Robocop reboot?

Nurse Shark all over the arm as she’s falling
And miles of sharp blue water coming in
Where she lies
No diving man’s coming up for air
‘Cause the crowd all love pulling Katrina by the arm
By the arm
And she wonders how she ever got here
As she goes under again

They make “Walking Dead” branded wine, so why not.

What a dopey publicity stunt. Maybe other struggling chains could try the same thing. K-Mart could tease they were changing their name to “Fuck ‘em in the Pussy-Mart” then reverse course a few days later.

The real danger was the Bort license plates in the gift shop.

Krustyland is 100% safe. Those tourist were decapitated BEFORE they entered the park.

No love for “Itchy and Scratchy Land” ? Well a hardy Fuck you I say to you.

Does everybody start out with a dead-beat 320 credit score and then build from there or do with give folks the benefit of the doubt and start them at 850 and let them work to keep it.?

I’d love to have enough free time to hang out in restaurants for hours at a time. Shit I’d kill for an extra 30 mintes once a week. Must be nice.

Not assigning blame here but if Granny needs electricity or she’ll die perhaps somebody in the family should put the electric bill on ‘auto-pay’ so this doesn’t happen and you know.... granny dies.

HBO has only 24 hours in a day (well more if you count HBO2 and that ilk) while Netflix has virtually unlimited time to broadcast each day. I smell some shady ass shit like a new streaming only service like CBS all access. Yuck.

I think this is the first article I’ve seem about this story that didn’t have for word “Patriot” in the headline.