“crawl through broken glass to hell.”

Bat wings. You know when your scrotum sticks to the side of your inner thigh. How do I fix that?

No discussion of “Mystery Men” can be complete without mentioning Artie Lange as Big Red. There, now it is complete.

$370 for a sex blanket? What do they charge for jizz rags $99?

And here I am worried the milk will have gone bad in the fridge when I return home. This is much worse.

Who is she expected to face in the general election in November? Does this swing the door open for a Republican to claim that seat in congress? Replacing a rich status quo democrat with a rich status quo republican doesn’t really change things much.

I have a hard time picturing Ruth Wilson as an itinerant worker, she’s just way too attractive. Nothing against itinerant workers but she’s got to be better looking than 99.99% of them.

influencers? Verified? Sounds like its pilot season over at the who gives a fuck channel.

Didn’t Howard Stern Do Black Jeopary back in the late 80's/early 90's?

I think I missed the whole ‘explosive chip in neck’ discussion. When was that paradigm discussed? Seems the Delos team could have used that to take out the hosts pretty easy?

Did Stubbs check Hales neck or was it somebody else? Did she magically have the ability to fool that test device? If so why didn’t she (and other hosts) walk out a long time ago.

If humans created all this technology how can there be a digital world they can’t touch? I’ll need to think about that one for a bit. Is it some sort of server some where? Are they living in the cloud? That is a lot of data that is just out there untouchable by humans presumably on a network made and maintained by…

A cake baker is one thing but when a heath care professional begins to put his or her religious beliefs before the job they do we got one big-ass fucking problem.

So the Flood didin’t destroy the forge? Did I miss something? Did it flood just on the outside and not on the inside? I’ll hang up and listen.

I’m a bit confused about when the Hale Host was made? With all the killing and chasing and exploding who had the time or the safe place to get that going? I may also be overestimating the time and effort that goes into making hosts. It seems that Delores made a bunch of spot on perfect ones in Arnolds’s old basement…

Will the ghost of Al Haig be in charge of the country while she is in labor?

Diarrhea cha-cha-cha

Will it be like the half-hearted, blink and you’ll miss it, Beavis and Butthead reboot from a few years ago? If so count me out. 

Is there any chance they come up with a logical explanation (besides they hate the Green Arrow) to explain why the long-bow hunters would throw in with Diaz after he losses control of the city and end up on the FBI’s radar?

It’s hard to image how the Quadrant ever rose to such lofty heights when their leaders were all 5-star bozos. Now that they are all dead can they still be called ‘the quadrant’? What happens to all the vast criminal empire that they control outside of Star City? I have a feeling we will never find out.