Pretty sure the show runners are suggesting that the most likely outcome (for Henry at least) is far closer to what happened to Pasha (even before Tuan came into the picture) than the lovely worldly life suggested above. Especially in a mid-1980 USSR. Martha is hardly living high on the Hog and she's a hero in the…

Paige may eventually adapt to Russian life but I have my doubts. Henry's dream is a prestigious new England Boarding school. I was almost exactly Henry's age and I know that living in a communist country where I don't speak the language and have no friends was not my dream. Also, Henry clearly likes the idea of…

Nobody puts Baby in a reductionist after school special !!!

any truth to the Rumor Val Kilmer will play an aircraft carrier in this one?

Will Meg Ryan be back as the Widow Goose? Will the hard deck still be 10,000 feet? None of our new enemies have jets anymore so I guess he's throwing down with the North Koreans? Do they have Jets?

You must be one desperate mother fucker to be an UBER driver in NYC.

Speaking of happy endings all the KGB needs now is the tape Stan made and Oleg is getting two in the back of the head. Seems his most likely fate unless he can somehow get out of the USSR quickly.

That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!

Wonder when the other shoe is going to drop with Laurie Holden's character? She's not been around much. It seems she could have shot all her scenes in one day on the set.

P and E are smart folks and good at reading people, but boy are they off base about taking the kids to Russia. It would all but destroy them. Suicide would be a real possibility once the shock wears off. Seems like the real final confrontation of the series isn't going to be vs the FBI that's been tracking them from…

what the fuck is Bounce? Seriously?

gotta watch Clerks again. Haven't watched it in a long while.

I'm a raging alcoholic so i know why I keep Fernet handy. What about you?

With this trailer we can now pretty much give a good synopsis of the film. Tom Foose finds Mummy. Tom Foose and Mummy are in plane crash. Shenanigans ensue and Tom Foose gets some Mummy like powers from said crash explaining why he didn't die in said crash. Tom Foose uses mummy like powers to save world from Mummy.

Alicia Silverstone is playing Mom's now. Shit I feel old.

Shit I"m so far behind I'll be playing Fallout 4 with some Last of Us (remastered) and GTA:V sprinkled in for my ultraviolence fix.

These things come in 3's. First Roger, then that Sound-garden guy. Watch you back Bill you may be next.

Can't stand Couter. I think she'll say anything to promote her brand. However, she's spot on about Trumps family. Jared Kushner gives me the creeps. I'd rather have Jared from Subway in the oval office then that guy.

How does he fit the headphones over his crown? And please don't fucking tell me he takes the crown off. Don't fucking tell me that.

I hope this movie is good. I really do. Hopefully will be able to tell more when the first trailer shows up. Still, can't seem to shake the suspicion that it will be a big bag of suck.