edit: aw fuckit, my rage matters not one bit

I am going saute this in so much olive oil and garlic. My tongue is tingling just thinking about it.

Only slightly related, but I want to show all you guys a "snack" my boss brought into work the other day. No commentary necessary.

Thank God they didn't go for the full abuse effect and depict Mufasa getting run over by those wildebeests.

No. There is no such situation, and we will be plagued with these reimaginings and re-reimaginings until the end of time.

If it makes you feel better, I like you.

Hi, that is THE EXACT LIST of things that shaped my adolescence and make me into a feminist. For my birthday this year, my husband got me the Utena tattoo I have wanted for 14 years.

How do you spend thirteen hours inside a Wal-Mart? What do you do for all that time? You can't spend it shopping can you? I can barely spend a half-hour in a Wal-Mart without losing the will to live.

Too much dining in Hell, not enough fighting at the Hot Gates.

I was 12 when this came out, and being raised to think that 80's country was the only genre on earth made the Spice Girls SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.

Agreed.
Really annoyed about how many good games I'd have paid good money won't let me just 'buy them' and insist on free+in-app-payment. I simply don't 'buy' (I guess install) them and I'm sure I'm not alone.

Our local theaters got these months ago and it's AMAZING. I have chronic neck pain and now I can watch movies without the agony! It's made a huge difference to the theater as well. Before the switch there were maybe a dozen cars in the parking lot on any given night. Now I have to preorder tickets because all of…

I live in Kansas City, home of AMC. The run-down theater two minutes from my house was a test theater. Dudes, it is AWESOME. I don't want to see a movie anywhere else, even though they only have 10 screens. You can reserve your seat online, all of the seats are pretty good, even the wings, and there are so many fewer…

the one by me just converted. It is great! The seats are so incredibly wide and I could fully recline with my 6ft frame not touching the seat in front of me. This coupled with reserving the specific seats online (like you would for a concert) means AMC is getting all my business.

One of the revamped AMC theaters I have visited actually features waitstaff and I would say applebees level food that you can order. It does make things more expensive, but it is also a pretty nice feature when you can't decide where to eat!