or how about these?

The Irony of fox news co-opting a logo from a game that is against bigotry, xenophobia, closed borders and blind religious zealotry is just too good to spoil.

And this is yet another example of why I drink.

Are you saying the previous camera required more... calibrations?

Always has just released a new commercial for their relatively recently developed Always Infinity pad made with "FlexFoam." It's for women who use Always pads to go all over the world and do amazing things – who who are "rewriting the rules."

On the bright side we don't have to offended by some interracial couple. That's a plus.

Read my unbiased research at LouisPasteurWasAMassMurderer.net.

Wow, some random bullshit website that has a blatant agenda.

Whatever. I'll take my chances - with the undercooked meat AND the sprouts!

My boyfriend, huge anime nerd, keeps shaking his head at any mention of this, saying, "But it was a bad show. This is like if they rebooted Three's Company. I don't get it." To which I must respond, "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH."

"For the love of God, would someone please like us for something?" -Yahoo

Not Hulu or Netflix...? ;_;

Desserts lacking sweet cream filling (or at least ice cream) are bullshit.

Oy, Maureen Dowd. But watch this short (five min.) video of BBC journalist Nicky Taylor being injected with pure THC (what most pot edibles contain) and then pure CBD.

Hey man, I know a concussed lemming who is a total savant. He's like the new Pollock, but instead of paint he uses other lemmings.

I'm pretty much 100% sure they could have made a butterfly dress without using real butterflies. Shocking, I know! It's almost as if WE'RE IN THE MODERN ERA. What a stupid and poorly designed dress, at that.