Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

Didn’t you read the article? It’s happening right now. Fernandos car is a formula 2 😆

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

Only marginally related: my 5 and 7 year-old boys went batshit this morning because (a) there was live baseball on TV at 6:45 a.m. and (b) they got to watch Yoelkis Cespedes bat for Cuba. (They have somehow convinced themselves that he will be on the Mets by June).

there’s a rugby podcast that has a game “Springbok or Nazi war criminal”. It’s pure gold.

He is rich and powerful and white and male. He does not give any fucks what us peasants think.

So like real race cars, I just can’t understand why people want to watch ovals.

It’s too red to be the original McLaren orange, plus every inch of that car should be orange #notmymclarenorange

Come on, this is a pretty fatalistic article. Granted I’m hugely McLaren biased, but still, according to Gary Anderson from Autosport, even with a working unit, the drivers didn’t have enough downforce to go flat out through T3 and T9 like Ferrari or Mercedes did. If Honda meets their promise with 2016 Merc power by…

Terrific! Do this in a Mustang and it attacks passersby. Do it in a Volvo and receive the gift of CDs.

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.

I’m glad to see this being covered here. Thanks! P.S. Eddie Jones is a little bitch. His reaction is approximately as bad as when Nick Saban tried to kill the hurry-up offense due to “safety” concerns.

It’s not really an event for working stiffs. At least not more than a Cirque du Soleil or Adele show, or central court ATP/WTP tickets.

San Francisco, Washington, Southern California

GEOGRAPHICAL RORSCHACH TEST

Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.”

Have you seen the movie A Perfect Murder Dial M for Murder? It’s about a very rich Manhattanite (Michael Douglas Ray Milland) who hires a man to kill his wife (Gwyneth Paltrow Grace Kelly) after learning she’s been having an affair.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

No F-duct?