I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

Never has such a simple explanation so thoroughly sufficed.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

It’s fine to be wrong, it doesn’t make you a bad person

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

That’s why.

We get the stupid version of everything. The director’s cut of Brazil is a masterpiece. The US version is swiss cheese.

9 strokes aaaaaaaand done.

Ugh to the “man as educator” crap, but my God it’s nice to hear, for once, that if a woman isn’t getting off it isn’t her fault.

Why the comma?

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

WWGD?

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Cell phone? When JJ Watt has a message to deliver, he just sets a fucking example and informs the media.

Does that include pre-season?

As Tom E. Curren pointed out, this is about .2 psi at most. Even using the crap Wells report the predicted pressure in the footballs taking into account the weather was 11.32 to 11.52 psi. The actual average measurements where 11.49 with one gauge and 11.11 on the other (the ref’s best recollection was he used the…