One of these men is a high-ranking member of a despicable organization that ruins people’s lives, steals their money, and treats their employees like subhuman scum. The other is Tom Cruise.

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

IT’S THREE GAMES, SANIN!

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How did you type that so well one-handed??