Not that I didn’t trust you, but I did google “is December 2 the new April 1" very quickly.

Meanwhile, Don Garber has a team of Philadelphia lawyers working overtime to figure out how to yank that sweetheart deal from Becks. When Sacramento, Cincinnati, and San Antonio all deserve a team more than Miami, it is time to ride off into the underwear model sunset.

Surely this is now something that can go before a grand jury for indictment, right? I mean, failure to report something so heinous has to be a felony?

Once I found broadcasts of Supercars, it was as if all my dreams came true. Stock cars that don’t sound like NASCAR with doors that open and race on road courses? I’m still an F1 junkie but kick myself for not going to Austin for the one shot we had at seeing them live in the States.

Can’t she basically executive-privilege herself out of virtually all of these? And barring that, who has the power to compel the President’s schedule? Aside from the obvious answers of The Illuminati, The Gnomes of Zurich, and SPECTRE.

USGP on NBC? You forget the one local race in the season?

That precise percentage will be known on or about November 9th.

Count me as one of them and the benefits have been myriad. Not only do I now have my Sundays back, but I had no idea how much time I once wasted reading article after article on the NFL during the week. And no sanctimony in my decision, I just realized that I would not die if I stopped watching NFL.

You missed Seman, Alabama. Can't get much more direct than that.

I felt a bit sorry for him yesterday, must’ve just had a bad day. But when Hobbsie is correcting you on multiple occasions, woof. I’m just still bitter that Bob Varsha is gone.

I did, and for the same reason. And not because I begrudge Simon, I also congratulate him, I just have an affinity for Will and am tired of seeing bad things happen. I’m sure someone will point out that he brings many things onto himself, but Will is what brought me back into the Indycar fold, so for that I thank him.

Does this also mean a return of the Existential Landon Donovan twitter account?

In my defense, I recently (barely) passed my Statistics class, so my brain is still thinking in vague numbers, not the actual maths. Also, i was pretty lit last night.

Not for nothing, but a sub 15 second, roughly 100m run, after swinging for a homer and wearing all that crap while turning on dirt, not bad, right?

“We dun gawn and set yuh loose round about a hunnert an farty yeers ago, how kin that be oppression?”

The distinction is that in order to manipulate results with the system you described, it would be Oceans 173 level complex. From a statistical perspective, I am okay with the randomness of the discrepancies you describe; it happens and it is equally likely to affect one party or the other. Mistakes happened 200 years…

Do you have any idea who composed the music for that bit? I thought it was a perfect example of some fusion going on there.

Looks like Mr. Bean.

How does MB have the 98 McLaren? I thought, as Lewis learned, that Mssr. Dennis was quite particular about McLaren object d’art not leaving Woking?

Well, he said that Bobby Valentine was the smartest guy he ever played with and also the best teammate, neither of which I would have EVER guessed. And the one that shattered my illusions was when he talked about the, ahem, deep character flaws of another player who shall remain nameless, although he was fond of…