Sergeant Jubilee sounds like she should be a superhero. She would dress like the women on the cover of Ebony’s “Body Brigade” issue, have fly hair, and defeat a gallery of villains with sparkle, sass, and some big fucking guns.

Jubilee was my favorite contestant in a long time. She has a super interesting life, and she is a little rough around the edges and not as well practiced as the other girls, which made her really interesting to watch. She’s also Sgt. Jubilee now so haters to the left.