Discount Guardians of the Galaxy is probably the best way to describe this. I know that it can be hard to translate video game characters into live action roles but damn, it’s like they didn’t even try to cast these roles accurately

You really couldn’t find a picture of the NES lightgun to use as the lead image?

What, you don’t casually game with your arm-penis?

This is another case where Blizzard should have looked at other games, because I know for a fact that other games with abilities like this have had people use it to troll.

I can just imagine the exchange - or rather, Kojima talking to himself before pulling the trigger.

“Ultimately what I think is truthful was that they were both abusive to each other.”

Kung Fu Hustle did music fighting like 15 years ago 

Okay, name one thing. A new thing it brings to the table or improves upon.

How about some of that money go into the pockets of the folks who were worked to death to make it?

I’m on Chalter 12 right now. I will say the first 4 or 5 chapters are extremely story heavy and trying to set up a ton of lore right away. But once it gets those out of the way, the cutscenes are much shorter and the story moves along at a lot better of a pace.

Do you recommend a guide on “how to master” it. Seriously I've beaten like 100 RPGs in my day and I can't make sense of the battle system and have been stuck since the first 8 hours or so.  There seems to be no way to level my guys up because everyone is so strong even if I backtrack. 

oldschool op ra represent, i still need to play pandora’s tower and last story too, but dammit i bought each them on launch. vote with your dollars.

As long as the backlash is funny.

I mean while China isn’t outright supporting war and calling for diplomatic action, they are blaming the US for what Putin is doing.

The entire GQP, apparently.

Sounds like it’s just as hollow as Fallout 4's “romance”, the sum total consequence of which is a slight buff after sleeping close to them 

That better include Meredith Stout. The inclusion of a badass older career woman who was successful on her own terms was a welcome change from the typical options of “and now I need to rely on MC for everything” that you usually find in these games.

I don’t think you’d see Microsoft or Sony loving the idea of a fanmade game, where Master Chief or Crash Bandicoot was shot and killed, do you?

“For those who present as women, we ask that you cover your nipples.”

Ugh.

I think it will go well beyond that. Capitalism is not a defense but an enabler of foreign interests. Rupert Murdoch owns Fox, republicans have ties to Russian money, and corporations want more of that huge Chinese pie.