Thank you! While everyone is falling all over themselves to detail just how much education they have, this seems to be the only comment pointing out that it shouldn't matter.

Reese’s Eggs are the shiiiiiit. And I maintain that the eggs are better than the Christmas trees, pumpkins, and hearts.

Get hit with javelins?

Attack people. They attack people.

Okay, let me rephrase this: I don’t have kids but I have babysat plenty of children of all ages and none of them have ever been locked in a room alone for 12 hours ever at any age.

“Does thou even lift, my son?”

Yeah, and just like Crossfit people his followers just won’t shut up about it.

Ain’t no fucking way that piece of fucking trash can’t afford that shit. He probably eats out at good steakhouses and expenses it as a business meeting (Paid for by the tax payers) He is the real fucking thief

I figured it was something like the Lourdes Gospel, which teaches us that we’ll never be royals.

Being gay is fine, just, you know, don’t be gay about it.

I have plenty of Christian gay friends who do not practice homosexuality.

No one should ever stay off deep dish pizza.

That was seriously a million years ago. Now I’m old and fat and married and can barely be bothered to do it in a bed.

Hamlindigo Blue™

I bet that bitch Chloe works at Dove.

Can I trademark robin’s egg blue? Because I really like that color and want dibs on it.

CRAB

I think I came, I think I came

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

I agree with every word you said, but cannot bring myself to star the comment because your tone is just so snarky.