Blow me. I look good in a maxi dress.

Go ahead and try making me not recline my seat, see how that goes. You want legroom? Pony up the extra dough. I’ll just keep trying to recline it the entire way and jab you in the legs if you’re going to play it like that. I don’t owe you shit.

But we do have the right. We paid for seats that recline 2 inches. It’s not our fault. I need that recline because my back is a piece of shit and sitting completely upright for 6 hours is actually incredibly painful.

The flight wasn’t overbooked. This has absolutely nothing to do with overlooking. If a flight is overbooked it is known about and dealt with before anyone boards.

I’m a stay at home mom.

You can buy a pair of khakis at Walmart for 10 bucks.

My guess is that the policy was written in like, the 80s when all leggings were spandex and obnoxious and the gate agent just didn’t want to get into trouble or lose her job over pants.

Was that some sort of agreement negotiated with a union or is it just what they’ve decided is their policy?

This is worthy of an eye roll and a “that’s fucking stupid” but that’s as far as I’m willing to go. I’ve seen leggings look just as professional as pants, and I’ve seen them look horrible and sloppy. The policy might err a little too much on the side of caution, especially with kids, but if you know that’s what it is,…

I’m really, really conflicted about this whole whole thing because I grew up in a smaller city in Iowa that was like 90% Catholic and very much a blue color working class town. The parishes were all very old, very involved in the community. They needed that money to keep those old, beautiful churches going, to keep…

Really?

That’s not really a correction, that’s just personal preference.

I dunno I think think more likely to run out of rope.

Wow, so he causes all that pain, suffering, death, etc just to see if we can handle it?

Honestly I don’t care if it’s complete garbage, Chris Pratt is in it, so I’m watching it more than once.

Exactly. Lawyers don’t pull shit like this if they don’t already know people will buy it.

Exactly. They’re banking on us being too tired, too scared, too busy, etc to bother. Don’t be. If you know they’re wrong, fight them. You’d be surprised how fast they cave in sometimes when they’re actually confronted.

That’s cool, you do what you want, I do what I want.

Yup. Happened to me. It was an ER visit. I have (luckily) really really insurance that covered almost the whole thing, but the doc who treated me wasn’t in my network even though the hospital was so I got a bill from him for 800.

I don’t think he knows what the word invest means. If If you invest invest in something you expect to get more out than you put in.