I’d rather stand next to someone who smoked weed last night than someone who drank a bottle of wine last night and is puking on my shoe. To each his own.

I attempted suicide a similar way to Hannah when I was in 10th grade. Watching this scene made me throw up. Even though the suicidal thoughts from high school are gone, this scene is still in my brain.

I love both cats and dogs, but I’ve never met any “cat people” who dislike dogs with as much fervor as many “dog people” hate cats. It usually comes back to “why would you live with an animal that doesn’t love you,” like, um, my cat and I have a ritual where we fall asleep together and I keep a hand out so she can use…

Clinique’s Moisture Surge CC cream. It’s one of the few tinted moisturizers or foundations that doesn’t further dry out my already crazy dry Retin-A skin. I’m also pale as hell so the tiniest bit of warmth on my skin makes me look distinctly witch-y, and this has amazing cool-toned shades.

Clinique’s Moisture Surge CC cream. It’s one of the few tinted moisturizers or foundations that doesn’t further dry…

Ad agency creatives came up with this idea and it’s awesome but 75% of ad agency creatives are still men and only 11% of creative directors are women. Mad Men ain’t over.

I have the loveseat, which is the perfect length for my short-ass self, but the arms are way too hard, the cushions are all slide-y out-y, and the buttons are uncomfortable to lay on. At least my cat enjoys clawing the shit out of that fabric.

I’ve been waiting for an all-site Levi’s sale for months to get me some new 721s! You’re a lifesaver.

I’ve been waiting for an all-site Levi’s sale for months to get me some new 721s! You’re a lifesaver.

I literally did not know his name until now because ever since FNL we’ve referred to him as Meth Damon.

When I was 19, my skin erupted into horrific cystic acne for over a year. I finally managed to cure it with Retin-A, but the Retin-A made my skin into some kind of demon sandpaper. I tried dozens and dozens of facial lotions and then one day, in an act of desperation, I put my body lotion, Lush’s Dream Cream, all over…

Reminds me of when Clorox bought Burt’s Bees :(

I thought the same thing about Great Danes until my best friend got her nose bitten off by one on the street a few years ago :(

More of a ramble, but: After living in CA for 2 years, I’ve been planning to drop everything and move to NYC. Half the people in my life are like “fuck yeah, do it” and the other half are like, “why the hell would you do that.” I’ve got a good job, great coworkers and an amazing boss, an awesome roommate in a steal of…

Copywriter here. This is all we’re talking about in our office lately. I’ve even broken my “never look at the AgencySpy comments” rule for this.

I’m katefeetie. Follow for feminism and fart jokes. (mostly the latter, tbh)

I worked my ass off to get a good job as a creative at a good ad agency. I’ve been in that job for 2 years. In those 2 years of constant 60+ hour weeks, high stress, higher standards, coming in half my weekends, and a total lack of job security, I’ve lost most of my friends, any hope of dating or a social life, and…

A bit OT, but I got a Mirena IUD about 6 months ago and ever since insertion, my depression and anxiety have gotten progressively worse and worse. My gyno says there’s “very little chance” this is caused by the Mirena because of the tiny amount of hormones, but has anyone else experienced crazy mental issues? It feels…

I’ve lost 40 pounds in the year since I got my FitBit Charge HR. It took me from being a walker to a runner to a trail runner/hiker.

I’ve lost 40 pounds in the year since I got my FitBit Charge HR. It took me from being a walker to a runner to a…

That Xtava hairdryer is the tiiiiiiits, though.

Me this morning: Who are these people? I don’t care.

I’m 5'4" and my body is shaped very similarly to Amy’s. When I was 160 I fit pretty easily into a size 8 dress and, in some brands, size 6 jeans. Her boobs are smaller than mine so a size 6 is not completely unimaginable.