1. Get rid of all Jimmy Pesto scenes.

They’ve been doing screenings of it at IFC. Not sure if it’s available anywhere else :(

I finally saw a screening of the original stage performance the other night. The TV show had a lot of moments that made me teary-eyed, but god, I was not expecting how much the original play would make me BAWL. It’s devastating. She’s such a phenomenal writer.

I can’t stand the excuse people use to buy purebred/designer dogs that “going through a breeder means I’ll know EXACTLY what I’m getting.”

If I’m remembering my gossip right, it’s been a big rumor for years that Moby (allegedly) has herpes and refuses to wear condoms. Fun! 

Hot baths (especially with epsom salts) are the best, best, best thing in the world for my incapacitating period cramps. No heating pad can live up to surrounding my entire junk-al region with hot water. I moved in with roommates last year and taking long, hot baths is the thing I miss the most.

When I worked in a Target Starbucks I was frequently put on long shifts alone when nobody else at the store was trained to make drinks, which meant a) I could not take bathroom breaks without begging a supervisor to get someone off cashier duty to cover me (extra fun since I have IBS) and b) when I took meal breaks, I…

Apparently, a lot of kids in this segment were students whose public high school makes them go across town for gym class. Their choice was between fare evasion and truancy.

Wish I could say this is an isolated group, but I grew up in the South with tons and tons of kids just like this. It’s not a couple of sociopaths, it’s an entire culture. These kids have rich parents, they go to private Christian schools where their misdeeds are kept hush-hush, and they grow up to be doctors and…

Glad the last expert mentioned that sleeping too much can be a symptom of depression. My parents took me to a psychiatrist when I was 14 because I was sleeping 12+ hours a day, even during the school year. Turned out I was depressed and suicidal, and sleep was my only escape. People equate depression with insomnia,…

After almost never dating for 28 years, I made it my goal this year to go on 18 dates. Last night was number 17 and it was the first... truly bad one. I’ve never struggled to keep a conversation afloat that hard. But in a way, it’s a nice break from constantly going on dates where we both have fun, I really like him,…

My Jo passed away two months ago, but whenever I got back from being away for a few days, she would always lie next to me, stare at me intently and put one paw on me, as if she was checking that I was really back. God, I miss this little shit.

I was extremely annoyed the entire movie that they have this enormous, 4-bedroom, gorgeous, roomy house, yet they have the TINIEST dining room table I’ve ever SEEN. It’s like a side table! They all have to cram around it! No matter there was so much tension in that house.

Yep. Graphic depictions of suicide have been shown, repeatedly, to increase rates of suicide in viewers. The showrunners knew this and did it anyway for the shock value.

I lived in Shreveport until I was 18, and my LGBTQ friends did not have an easy time at the public high schools. Really, really happy to see people standing up for her, and to see my hometown’s changed in the last 10 years.

Same. It wasn’t mind-blowingly hilarious, but it was funny and a nice minimal-thinking show to binge on a snowed-in weekend. I never realized Timothy Olyphant had such great comedic timing.

I was a victim of a similar prank when I was a sophomore in college.

I especially love gate-checking on Virgin, because they almost always offer free priority boarding to anyone who does it. Getting on the plane first and I don’t have to lift a bag over my head? Win-win.

My point was that OKCupid is great for people who want more than Tinder, but it was massively flawed. The site was driving women away in droves because of the messaging problem. A dating site with no straight women on it isn’t great for straight men. By requiring mutual matching, they’re solving a problem while…

Exactly. I liked that OKCupid allowed me to learn more about a person before messaging them than Bumble/Tinder do, but was continually driven off by the dozens of gross messages from random older dudes every day. Making messaging only available through mutual likes actually makes the site usable for women.