Did I need a fifth pair of oxford shoes? No. Did I just impulse buy my fifth pair of oxford shoes? Sigh.

I saw him outside the Scandal set a few weeks ago and freaked out because SO PRETTY

I was at a studio in LA right next to where Scandal was filming last week and I ran into Matt McGorry. I can attest that IRL he is just as hot, if not hotter.

I was at LAX on Friday afternoon and a guy took one of these through security, stood on it, and rolled to his gate with no security problem. Well, except my eye problems from rolling them so hard.

My mom and I got wine-drunk at dinner 3 years ago and stopped in a Sur La Table and I convinced her to buy me one of these. I have used it once as a banana slicer and a dozen or more times to threaten boyfriends.

Nah, I've got acanthosis nigricans. Even though my blood sugar is totally normal, I was obese as a kid and it just never went away. It's also on my neck, which I just use as an excuse to amass a badass scarf collection.

Same. Mine are so bad I haven't worn a sleeveless top in public since I was 11 :/ So when I see people with perfect pits I can't stop staring at them. Deodorant commercials are like someone advertising a pretty unicorn I can never have.

I watched The Babadook last week with my boyfriend. I did what I always do when we watch horror films: I put on a brave face for the first half, went to the bathroom, read the full Wikipedia plot description so I knew EXACTLY what would happen in the second half, and then played it cool through the rest.

Excuse the giant photo ripped from my Instagram because RESCUE KITTIES ARE THE BEST-CUE KITTIES.

The opposite of my all-time favorite unsolicited OKCupid message: "no booty for a big chick huh"

My boyfriend read the book, I didn't. We both liked it a lot. Apparently the movie is much funnier than the book, too.

I think TJ's discontinued their bibimbap bowls. Those things were the best frozen meal ever. I used to buy 6 at a time. Got me through my first year of grad school. Assholes.