I can’t even imagine the shit-eating grin Jerrah must have in those meetings looking at Kraft. You’ve got to think Jerrah’s had a hand in decorating the place with orchids and putting plenty of Asian food on the menu (Cream of Sum Yung Guy?) just to stick it to one of his enemies.

I feel like this is a supervillain origin story.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

I had a couple female roommates. One in college was an elitist bitch. One out of college was really cool. One night we’re watching TV and she asks me if I’d ever do anal with my GF. “WTF???” She proceeds to tell me that the guy she was with the night before, this super uptight conservative dude, tried to go backdoor…

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

Check out the Straight Pipes Youtube review. I have an 18MY with AA and love it, but with the shape of the new 19MY screen, they need to update Android Auto to work better. Right now, the 19MY looks a bit goofy with it on. I timestamped it for you.

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

I’m going to be that guy: Tremont took a pretty solid four steps on that layup - three are obvious, and there was a subtle toe tap for the fourth visible on the slow motion replay. But ultimately I guess it’s probably the best Walk on Waters this side of Matthew 14.

The best part of those teams is that if you’re of a certain age (i’m in my late 30s), for that stretch we were all Mariners fans, whether from Seattle or Texas or middle of nowhere Ohio.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

I think an unintended (or maybe it was intended by the bill payers) side effect of advanced metrics is that it has killed the star in baseball. You can look at it as trying to find a market inefficiency, sure, but it also can be looked at like “we don’t want to spend money, let’s find a cheaper option.” It’s weird…

I think they’ll actually sell MORE 911's with absolutely insane EV power.  

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

William McGlashan,55, is a resident of Mill Valley, California.

A few years ago, a client invited me to the member/guest outing at his country club. We were about half way through our round, about to tee off, when a guy ran across our fairway, club in hand, full sprint to the green of an adjacent hole, where he swung his club in an attempt to take another guy’s head off. He…

If Orange County and Anaheim were horse shit, you can bet Philly fans would be eating it.

Whoa whoa don’t insult even TPM that way. At least that movie had Darth Maul and Duel of the Fates. X3 had zero redeeming qualities and to this day I have never left a theatre angrier. 

I remember being so excited at the end of X2...and then Last Stand happened. It was Phantom Menace all over again.

Remember at the end of X2 when Jean had firebird-induced flashes of power; and when the light of the bird was in the lake at the end; and when Prof. X smiled hopefully, implying he knew she was alive and well? And remember how in X3 ALL THAT WAS FORGOTTEN in exchange for an evil possessed Jean?