To Live and Die with $3K in LA

$3K in LA?

I’ve always thought of Ramos as a Brad Marchand or maybe Alex Bregman type, talented assholes you may hate but deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you’d love to have on your favorite team.

100 Spectres and SweetTooths drop from a plane into Paris...

All this article does is make me wonder how Twisted Metal hasn’t made a comeback in the age of the battle royale

Worth noting that sign is five feet tall. 

That’s me when I walk into my local McDonald’s and greet the members of the morning crew. They have my tray ready and I pay the $16.48 in exact change.

To be fair, sounds like he has this part down pat:

Hey, Don’t be so sure of that. I mean, Schilling won 0 Cy Youngs before he was laughed off the ballot. Or is it Cys Young? Can we get a linguist up in here?

What about Ja Rule? We need Ja Rule to help us make sense of all this. Help me Ja Rule!

Matt Kuchar remains incredibly impressed by his display of generosity.

Any professional golfer or professional caddy or any good friend of either knows how the gig works and wouldn’t think twice about paying out the standard 10% cut. You stiff a caddy on the Tour and you’ll be lucky if you pick one up at the next stop. I guess you don’t tip in bars or restaurants either, especially if…

I donno man, if it’s customary to give 10%, and you’re a pro-golfer supposedly living by the customs of the PGA, I would guess most of them?

I don’t know.

A massive thanks to my friend Jemma Arman for her edits and comments on each of the ten articles in this series, to Tom Ley and Megan Greenwell for greenlighting this series and for sticking with it, to Hannah Keyser for giving me the opportunity to write for Deadspin in the first place, and to the GMG design team for…

This is all going to feel so stupid when he has Akili Smith’s career.

Al Michaels: “Bob, I can’t believe they fired you after 40 years. I don’t think I’ve ever been this depressed.”

Nope. Slow-ass bombers and gravity bombs in space are still dumb. It’s like the USAF trying to shoot down enemy bombers by bombing them from above. And the USAF at least has CCRP/CCIP calculators instead of putting a manual “drop” button on a wired remote that can get lost.