I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

Mandatory?

Baby Boomers 1997 - Don’t believe anything you see on the internet!

There is a scary large portion of this country that believes they shouldn’t have to pay for someone elses healthcare. A very “I got mine, fuck you” mindset.  It’s disappointing that we can’t figure this out.

Not being familiar with “permanent press” is what got him into this mess to begin with!

Peterson’s throwing a lot of heat at the org, but at least it’s a dry heat.

That’s a very Brewster’s Millions thing to do.

I’m an attorney with an LLM in Taxation, and your statement about taxes doesn’t make sense. Yes, you will pay more in taxes each year, but you will be earning more money. Say you start out with and investment of $100M, and earn 5% a year, all in long term capital gains. That means you’re investments are earning you…

The same people who insist on using GOAT eight times a quarter are somehow constitutionally incapable of saying NFL and insist on always saying National Football League every single time. The acronym usage and non-usage is mindboggling.

The one labeled ‘Research’ on the far right seems to have Gizmodo up...

Behold the E911.

I still think about just the absolute viciousness of this play from 2010

If I had to choose, once and for all time, I’d pick McDonald’s over Wendy’s too. Wendy’s just doesn’t deliver the nostalgia that Mickey D’s cheeseburgers, McNuggets, fries, and chocolate shakes deliver, and you can’t put a price on that. It’s like Coke vs. Pepsi; I grew up with Coke so Coke will always win.

This is serial killer behavior 

It seems to be a custom, promo Sharpie. I’m curious about it’s origin.

Take a look at Mary Bono’s marker. I know it’s a bald eagle, but its 2D design where the wings are outstretched and the head tilts to the left is awfully reminiscent of a certain regime’s Reichsadler.

This is the oldest trope on Kinja. And I realize I am just getting Mad On The Internet, but people who attend professional sporting events that are young, male, and drunk act this way in every city. Some Dodgers fans almost killed a guy a couple of years ago. Milwaukee fans gave a standing ovation to a guy because…

Stadium security attempted to find the beer thrower, but everyone in that section stood up one by one and and shouted “I AM TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE!”

Wrangler Bros, they are everywhere.

Good for him. As a North Carolina resident, I’m glad that the Panthers were able to lose the shitty owner and be able to sign him.