2 men on the couch. 1 woman (the dog sitter) in the shower.
Sometimes Oreos aren’t the only things that are double stuffed.

Did he at least make the Patriots pay for the wall?

Well, it could be they are trying to gain access to the home to rob the owners. Imagine a young woman, who appears to have been tied up, shows up on your doorstep in the middle of the night. Sure, come in, let’s call the police, etc etc...but suddenly the boyfriend or multiple male friends show up out of nowhere.

No shit. Charging this poor guy $440 for bottle service is unconscionable. 

Hmm, maybe so. The “pundit swap” is always kinda gimmicky but I don’t mind that too much. And you’re right, NBC PL has the best studio team on TV right now; Lowe, the Robbies, and Kyle are a fantastic, no-bullshit crew that respects the audience.

Looking forward to it

I wish they’d kept those humps behind the seats but it’s still a damn slick car.

Who?

It’s not a garbage movie. It’s well-written, well directed, well acted, well edited. It’s just a product of its time. I watched it a few years ago (for the first time in a long time) and several things struck me:

Spies Like Us is still the best Cold War comedy ever.

Probably because Fletch sings “Moon River” during his exam. 

That’s because the song is “Moon River”. Get it right.

“What’s your name?”

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

i’m floored. i wasn’t prepared for that many twists 

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

It is the best one ever, and it’s not close.

What the everloving fuck is that email of the week.

I don’t know when else I’m gonna be able to tell this story, so I’ll latch onto the super-tenuous connection here and brag about this now.

I’ve dealt with depression and anxiety most of my life. I’ve also said reprehensible things. One is not a result of the other.