it’s literally explained in the article 

On that note, Fiesta ST’s can be sold with either All Season or Bridgestone Potenza summers, depending on which one the dealer checks. My little brother bought an ST in Phoenix and then went to school in Utah. He never drove in the snow the first year, but the second year, he didn’t have a car park, and had to drive a…

Ooooh, that last one.

The ‘beetus really aged Brimley prematurely.

According to my Pornhub experiences, what daughters value most is a good step-dad.

“That reminds me, what ever happened to Wes Welker?”

Many people are mad about Michigan J. Frog’s place on this list. I see it as the Road Runner thing: The famous cartoon with Michigan J. Frog in it is one of the funniest Looney Tunes shorts ever made, but the frog himself isn’t actually all that funny or dynamic. Pretty much all the hilarity comes from the reaction…

I honestly don’t know how many owners would sooner burn down their teams than cave to a labor action. Like, Jerry Jones is real old. Would the extra tens of millions of dollars he’ll make from the Cowboys over the rest of his life be worth as much to him as throwing those uppity entitled ungrateful [REDACTED]s out on…

You kinda buried the lede here, since you don’t mention the union until the last line. That’s what the PA is there for & I would 100% support the players striking until they get guaranteed contracts. I know a lot of the FOOTBAW mouthbreathers out there (like that idiot tweeting at Jones) would lose their goddamn…

I love that the American Dream of one day getting rich is the brass ring that keeps most people voting like idiots against their own self-interest. One day they may need the tax break that the 1% get, and may be able to pay for private schools and private healthcare and be able to be “better” than the people that they…

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

Iceland is anti-Australia.

It’s almost as if the ball was possessed by somebody kind of

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

Some people that love the books might think this is a hot take, but it really isn’t. The movies did a very good job of exploring the world of Middle Earth and pounding home the importance of destroying that ring at all costs, even though there are many differences between books and movies. But, a lot of things…

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

“Juuuuuuuust a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed”

What are the best sports catchphrases of all time? We need a definitive list.

 ESPN is a trader to this country.

A perfect game is one where no one reaches first base. Also known as my collegiate dating career.