Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Hot take: grilling with a propane grill is just like cooking something in the oven, only outside. Use charcoal, Hank Hill. You usually don’t run-out half way through.

You see that left thumb over there? That’s what Charlie Sheen’s dick looks like before his intensive moisturizing/simonizing regimen.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Spiral cut on the grill. They don’t curl up and you add real estate for condiments to grab onto.

“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”

...they wanted to help a pal out and draw blood that would prove he was clean...

I’m reasonably sure that thrre is a bit of a mistake in this story. Prices for pot aren’t $15 an ounce or $10 an ounce, they’re 10 or $15 per gram. It’s either that or my guy is really ripping me off.

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

It’s called Vitamin Z, and he is made entirely of it.

“My new Director of The Cyber, Mike Florio.”

Thank you for your continued Joey Votto coverage.

I’ll take the ZF-1.

That would be fun - every time someone cracks it open to grab a beer you could yell “KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!”

They are saved by Johnny Utah before they hit the ground. Duh.

Woods said he had an “unexpected reaction” to prescription medication.

The last press car Orlove drove?

“The great fish...” “Mammal.” “Whatever!”