Nope, Don went from Minnesota to Wyoming (he sees a 2-headed cow there) to Kansas (he's speaking to Sally while in Kansas), he hops back on I-35 to go to I-40, which is in OKC. His plan is to go west toward the Grand Canyon.

Don was in Fairview, no?

Then Don moved on to Hawaii. I hope he gets inspired and ends up there. He could open up a little hotel on the beach.

Wichita is a shithole.

I was going to put it in my quarterly TPS report!

See, I woulda thought Tandy would be less…food-filled?…than Phil.

Ugh, Tom Haverford became the worst part of Parks & Rec, which sucked because I loved him originally. He was one-note, mostly because Aziz is a funny person but an ungifted actor.

I laughed out loud and doubled over.

Yes, away from that person! Thank God.

I really liked Aziz's last standup special. It was really fucking funny, mostly to see the confused looks on guy's faces as they realized so many women were constantly victimized.

Then LotR should not qualify…what is Lothlorien, if not French?

I do love that!

I'm good. My job actually requires me to work all the time, so I don't get to comment here as much. How are you?

Eh, Winter Soldier definitely has a Marvel-esque dialogue/tone vibe. Just done really well. So if you're burnt out on that, I wouldn't recommend the movie.

I kind of don't remember the end of the movie. I remember liking the middle with the dialogue between Black Widow and Captain America.

Apocalypse Now.

Me! I love Rogue. And a True Blood movie is a brilliant idea, rather Entourage-esque in the horrible possibilities such a concept poses.

Where do I go to nominate you for a Nobel prize?

But…many of those movies were bad. Not all Marvel films are bad.

Do you know what's going on with Sense8? Is it just going to be terrible? Why is there no press about it yet?