Can you wax this one without destroying the paint? Oh wait that was BMW, sorry.

@pauljones: Judging by the looks of that ramp job it's almost like they did hijack them. Commence tax payer police wild goose chase....now.

Dodge finally puts the Ram front end on a Durango and this time it doesn't look like an after thought tumor.

That tow bill is going to be epic.

The ticket will buff right out. The awesome rubber you laid, however, will not.

This is probably getting old but I figured I would throw it out there anyway.

@87CapriceEstate loves camp: See, I hate the Venza and all it stands for. I either want a true wagon, minivan (not for me), or a truck. What the hell is a crossover? (I know what it is I just don't see the point.)

No SSoup for you!

@Pessimippopotamus: Right. There is just something purely awesome about a car with that much power that can also take care of some business too.

1988 Lincoln TownCar. The year was 2003 and I was but a teen with many places to go and no money to get there. Getting back to the TownCar. I had loved this car since I was a small boy. Not just the TownCar but THIS TownCar. Fully loaded (for 1988) it was tripple white (white, white half carriage roof, white…

$250 million with an M? Way better than a multi Billion with a B.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Anytime man its what we do and we love it. Believe it or not where I am currently living we still get kittens in tree calls.

@snap_understeer_ftw: No offense taken. Growing up with a name like that you really can't take offense. Also I great up with a dad that has a hot rod antique fire truck (we are a family of firefighters) so I have pretty thick skin. Not really sure about the invention thing. As far as I know one of my ancestors was…

@cobrajoe: Man I really have to get on that Gizmodo site. Off to go buy a bag of cheetos now. FAMILY SIZE!

@Hooker: Kind of like burning a high rated resistor. Throw enough power through a resistor and it will explode. Pure awesomeness.

@cobrajoe: Cheetos? Hmm. That does spark some interest in my pyro powered brain. Kind of makes you wonder what they put in those damn things.

Sure does put things into perspective.

@cobrajoe: Where I went to college it was one of our objectives. My proffessor said that the only way to truely kill a computer and make sure your data is safe is to add thermite, light and watch it burn. Best. Class. Ever.

@cobrajoe: It's still cook to watch. Same thing with an old computer I had. Subtract the hard drive, add thermite, strike the match and watch it burn/melt. Awesome.

@orbit: Not surprised, just frustrated. And your quote is spot on.