Kudos for an honest to God AV Club worthy headline - topic and content.

I don't know your type, but all of these women were alive in the 20s:

Actually, she had a perfectly fine voice:

My message has been misconstrued, we are in agreeance on the stupidity of her point re dads.

I cook 7.2% of my family's meals! Validate me, Kathleen!

Not exactly cheating, but I used to stat-hack the shit out of any game that had randomly-generated economies. Buy 999 things for 0.2 gold, sell them for 0.3 gold - 50% profit.

Dude, she's Jodie fuckin Foster, she's made a career out of smug since Bugsy Malone. That audience can go blow, give me more tyrannical MILFs.

My Revolutionary War reenacting uncle had a (small-ish) cannon in his backyard. Its nickname was Old Trusty … because someone always managed to get hurt every time they tried to fire it.

Damn, that's some intense tamping.

Or that Jimmy Buffet song.

"kinda?" How fucking polite you are, what this is is bullshit.

LV CUBA

"He was gonna be an acrobat!"

I think you're betraying a fairly firm misunderstanding of what constitutes a "big name."

Add Paranormal Activity and House of Leaves to that list.

Eh, I can guarantee I'd prefer it to whatever Amadeus your professor would make.

I read "coal minor" and thought, "What a silly typo." But then I did the math …

I also only clicked on this article to personally tell Marah Eakin to never fucking do this again.

Keyser Soze, especially because of the story's narrator.

Don't worry, Seals is on the case to avenge his dead brother.