Holy fuck. I tolerate all kinds of goofy shit popping up on my newsfeed, but this is just some bullshit, AV Club. Someone not seeing a movie is not news!

Well of course, those are the most important tools in the Parenting Utility Belt, though I might quibble with the order, I'm tits at condescension.

Well, it agrees with me, but I'm an agreeable sort : ) And I hope you understand that understanding a feeling someone can have isn't the same as feeling it yourself. That's what we in the biz call "empathy."

I don't mind the twist or the premise, per se, but I did wish they had implied they actually killed people who tried to leave. I thought that would've addressed some plot points and also ratcheted up the stakes and put a nice pin on why they had done all of this in the first place.

As a parent, I totally understand people not wanting to have kids. As a human being, though, people who use the term "child-free" are literally the worst.

Sort of, 1998 was the watershed year for younger acts. Something like a combination of TRL and (I think) some sort of smoke-filled room response to the rise of gangsta rap and grunge.

I found it supremely awkward when Gwen brought up all the movies he's died in. Not her fault, but it just felt *off*.

First, let's set aside any sort of moral calculations, right and wrong, judging etc.

Songs from Rolling Stone's Top 50 I hate:

C'mon, this is the Internet, we've been on this shit for years.

http://spotkin.itch.io/cont… is a pretty good modern graphics version of The Incredible Machine.

Looks like it needs a facelift.

Movies I've seen in the past 5 years with my kids:

Patti Smith is one of those total black spots in my cultural knowledge. Somebody prime me!

Nolan North definitely has the One Voice, but it certainly wasn't bland in Uncharted. Hell, in hindsight, it's about the only thing that let me get through that duck n cover slogfest.

If we're going by literal distinctions, they didn't use the word "animated" and Walt Disney made plenty of more grown-up live action movies.

Fox and the Hound is the Stand By Me of Disney films.

Eh, Alex Jones is like those magic mirrors in fairy tales that show you the world as you want it to be, not at is. He simply caters to his audience like many a good showman, with enthusiasm and empathy and not a small amount of truly awesome logical and verbal calisthenics. I am fairly certain he does not believe a…

Phil Tippett did his job for once!

I feel like it'd be pretty easy to one-up that one though