Now I feel compelled to share:

Anselm's ontology suggests a thing can't be perfect if it doesn't exist, but that's clearly not true. (see: Sex Box.)

Oh man, yes, yes, and HELL yes.

Oh, they certainly vary (I mean, there are plenty of truly well-loved classics in this vein - A Day At The Races, Bringing Up Baby, What's Up Doc, Ocean's Eleven) , I just feel like if a movie is made with a nice clockwork script with lots of machinery and wit, I don't really care if the quality is good or not.

My kids love it, I'll let them know you called them weird and dark. (How do they taste? The words I'm putting in your mouth.)

Another big fan here, it is definitely one of those movies that if you catch at the right time, the right age, the right mood, etc. it just captivates you but otherwise nothing (the rever

Maybe not in this timeline … *gets outs a bag of straws*

Username/comment synergy!

J. Michael Straczynski's greatest contribution to television was giving Paul Dini his first writing job, for He-Man.

Yeah, every time I end up in a corn maze at a fall festival, within 10 minutes my personal level of dread and discomfort is amplified by about 1000. People (read: I) really, really hate situations with no obvious escape and unknown danger.

I am wholeheartedly looking forward to next week's article, Ask a Secretary of State Who Looks Like Flying Elvis.

Much like the original, this birthday song works admirably well with simple name substitution.

Two players, one hero, one evil dungeon master.

Highly recommend Cyclades (though it's better with 3 or more players.) Rules are pretty straightforward, it's basically Risk with some city building and cards/powers that allow for some alternative ways to victory (and thus the strategy and less luck.) It's one of those games where the best players know 10 different…

Oh man, 13 Dead End Drive, I hope that's still stuck up in my mom's attic somewhere, need to pull that out for the kids.

… did I miss something in the review?

Not sure if serious ….?

It kind of blows my mind that Bill Cosby might be America's all-time #1 serial rapist.

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

C'mooooooon.