This whole article went way over my head. I honestly can’t tell which parts are satire/sarcasm and still don’t know which candidate you support.

Where is this woman shopping?? I've been looking all over for solid colored wrapping paper. Last night I gave up and, in a fit of holiday frustration/over-exuberance, ordered industrial 100' rolls from an online retailer.

hollaaaaaaa. I go by "ktg" or "kt-gil" because I work/associate with so many other katies.

This could have easily been condensed to "generic attractive female."

This is the reason I stopped visiting my parents :/

My first girlfriend was/is the same way; for whatever reason "straight" girls just love her. She also found it incredibly frustrating.

...mmmyeah I dunno. This one still wins for me:
Chow down at chik fil a

The stress and chronic lack of sleep I experienced from being an overly ambitious (or perhaps adequately ambitious for the university I wanted) high school student left side effects that followed me around for years. I was almost a junior at said university before I started getting a handle on my depression and was…

A few days ago my aunt told me about how her mother used to point out all the "fat" people they saw when they were out together, and say things like "Such a nice dress is wasted on that figure" or "She should be embarrassed to be seen in public like that." It really fucked up my aunt, who has struggled with weight…

I just graduated a few months ago. Great university, interesting classes, bright peers... but I still have no fucking clue what I'm doing. I dreamed a couple nights ago that I showed up to a job interview with the most bizarre approach – I basically said "Look, I'm a human, I can use my body to do things. I can move…

You should be recognized for your valiant effort.

If you're un-ironically wearing sweaters your grandma gave you in the 80s, shoulder bumps are the least of your knit fabric worries. You will apparently be surprised to find out that clothing manufacturers are indeed still producing sweaters, which people are still buying and even wearing.

It's not often that I'm brought to laughter by an article's colorful use of adjectives alone, but this one totally did it for me. I could read "hamburger-grilling lump of a human who so often prostrates himself on the family couch before his stupefied children like a sedated gorilla" at least 3 or 4 more times and…

I had to read this like 3 times to figure out what was going on..

I can't believe no one has replied to this yet. I suppose people got tired of reading this drawn out comment thread. Anyway, here we go...

I just replied to someone's stupid comment from four months ago (couldn't help myself), but realized that it could accidentally be read as a comment on your song and that would be awful. My comment: "please tell me more about how difficult your life is." And actually I would love to hear more musical musings on your…

lol this is always my gut reaction, the most extreme, unhinged-looking, teeth-baring psychotic smile I can contort my face into. It's so satisfying to get a nervous laugh out of them, a laugh that reminds me of the countless nervous laughs I gave to street harassers in a time gone by...

I also thought this piece was unnecessarily objectifying and "othering." I miss old Jezebel :[ Anyway thanks for sharing your thoughts

What's demeaning is the implication that women aren't people so much as a collection of body parts with varying degrees of value to men.

I agree completely. It's so hard to explain to people who have never been depressed just how consuming and debilitating and, as Rachel put it, humiliating it is.