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Did you get the Burger King games also?

The UI seems to have no connection to what’s happening in the engine. Are there differently-colored score numbers or any numbers to indicate a bonus was achieved by synching the tricks with the chef hats? No. Does it look like the player is just randomly mashing controls to make the car jerk and jump around like an…

All...my...friends...

I’m watching that gameplay video of Lowrider and can see this is clearly a playable videogame, but my brain still cannot comprehend that this game actually exists. There’s just no way

The longer that clip went on the funnier it got. I'm not sure how long a hydraulic bounce trick run should be, but that seems at least three times longer than necessary.

hell yeah, i miss these games. 

Lol, Jesus tapdancing christ. I forgot all about this. It’s like they said, “one read, one-take, done.”

Dying. 

That line about Jen’s body in the Nitara trailer was fine, I expected there to be a few duds but otherwise she’d do a fine job but man it’s just not a great performance. Better than Rousey but that’s damning by faint praise.

Pretty sure this is just the usual toxic core gamer nonsense. I wish studios did not have to pander to these whiny fools. 

Could be worse

The problem is that she’s just reading the lines and I wonder what the voice director was doing. Then again, maybe the director told her to sound more exaggerated and add some grate to the voice but Megan still sucked at that.

Nothing short of throwing out the god-awful script and doing a complete page-one rewrite would have saved that terrible POS but, I will maintain, the only narrative for Cole that would have made any sense would have been for him to secretly have been Kuai Liang (or, rather, a version of him).

Having him be Hanzo’s…

Seriously, it wouldve made for a better character arc too. 

A few chapters into MK One, Im digging the (so-far) back to basics approach making it feel more like a modern approach to a Shaw Bros. or Bruce Lee flick, much like the original game, and the vibrant settings and colors to match.

I liked Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body. That movie deserves more love.

I’m just glad people finally realized it wasn’t Hayden Christiansen’s fault in the prequels, it was the guy writing/directing him. Also, if you’ve never seen Shattered Glass (also with Rosario Dawson!!), soooo good.

How in the hell did the writer come up with “dozens” ? They don’t even make a dozen a week.

Tell me you have no idea what you are talking about without telling me you have no idea what you are talking about.