The “pardon me” was gold, then he took it to the usual weird and inappropriate place he takes things to

Retired in March of 2009, huh? I see why he’s so pissy now - eight years of Democratic rule and he hasn’t worked a single day

Oh, sure. People get upset about these covers displaying outdated caricatures of Native Americans, but no one says anything about these yuppies pretending they’re athletes.

Just because he’s black like Obama doesn’t mean he’s Kenyan too.

Bonus points for the Super Metroid opening music. One of my favorite games ever.

Too many bad puns about a lesbian cat lady...I'm out

It defeats the purpose when the professors give students the D.