Has it been established that Cyrus ran a background check on his callboy? I know Cyrus is inexperienced when it comes to relationships, but he's a Machiavellian mastermind when it comes to anything else. I just can't believe he'd be this irresponsible.

So, I've been rewatching Gilmore Girls* (of course) and since I hadn't watched it since the show originally aired, I wondered if my views of the characters would change. For example, when it aired, I hated Jess. He was a monosyllabic jerk and I couldn't understand why Rory would break up with Dean for the little…

So bisexuality is invisible here, too? In Shondaland??

Oh my god.

"Shut your old man mouth." Really, Scandal? Really?

"Pulled your teeth out cause you could never listen!" This is the romance we're supposed to be invested in this season...

I may have looked up some Melliva fanfic last week. It exists! But there needs to be more, so much more.

God, I love Mellie so much. The track suits, the chicken, the smack downs of Fitz "Babe" Grant. Love her.

I adopted my cat from the Wisconsin Humane Society! The campus I adopted from is gorgeous.

No, but I've seen it everywhere, I'll check it out! Did you know there's a new biography of the Du Maurier sisters? "Daphne Du Maurier and Her Sisters" by Jane Dunn. ...Well, I thought it was new but it looks like it was released last year...hmm

When I was a teenager, I was all about those epic romances with all the sex. Clan of the Cave Bear, Thorn Birds (okay so the sex is minimal, but that scene where Maggie is patching up Ralph ... by the fireside? Am I imagining the fireside? Probably. That was all gold), Outlander, The Bronze Horseman. Man, I want to…

There's a very tenuous connection between the two, the show's much more in line with, well, Scandal.

Does... she want Dean Thomas or does she just get handsy when she cries? Emotions are all over this place.

This is just making me want to reread The Secret History... with a glass of wine.

I read Bacall's "By Myself and Then Some" last year and it made me cry real tears. Glad she lived a long and hopefully, happy life.

I used to fly a lot but have luckily have never been caught in a clusterfuck. I was once stuck at Logan for 10 hours, three days before Christmas, after THREE planes in a row had mechanical issues. I did receive $75 worth of food vouchers though, and they have great food at Legal Seafood so... I started buying and…

Someone mentioned dolphin erotica. Yeah, that's...a thing that exists. (My search history is real interesting now)

I'm currently reading "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief." Scientology is a cult with enough resources to imprison and abuse people and enough money to cow the IRS, and I am terrified.

Now I want to reread The Witching Hour...

Miley, hun, just cause a man wears women's clothes doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. If that's all the evidence you're working with, please, stop talking.