Hate to see what happens when your feet swell in those....

Wow. 50cent is a douchebag. A certified douchebag.

For someone who rocks a candy gun bra that shoots whip cream, this is understated.

I freaking love the Kardashians and I have no idea why. The last reality show I watched was Real World: Hawaii (Ruthie!!) and yet, I'm glued to the TV whenever I hear their monotone voices and see their manufactured drama.

I rather love #11 and #15. They're like 90's meets steampunk on acid.

@katyinmpls: Why not? It's BYOSnuggie!

@Nell_fersher: Hehe.

@CynicalPink: There's a bunch of MST3k on Netflix Instant Play, horray!

Season 1 of Gossip Girl, peanut butter M&M's, and my leopard print Snuggie.

This is the best Jezebel post ever because 6 year-old me KNEW Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead was a serious film with an important message!

Love it all. Love them.

@looseleaves: Surely #youlesbianshitasses would be inappropriate at a drooling over Tom Hardy post.

Just because.

Just because.

Just because.

My roommate came home wasted as I sat down to watch Mad Men (after working on my thesis for hours) and decided to mess with me by turning my TV on and off. Then she realized the fuse box was on the wall and started pressing buttons. It shorted out my TV.