A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

its more than just that, older games(and for disclosure, i started playing with dig dug in 1987) the control schemes have gotten a lot better. many games had your character move at one speed, so no dashing dodges, no dodging mechanic, limited jumping abilities that often had non controllable jumps, and the lack of…

LOL. "was that the boss?"
Not a chance you fucking chump