This post has three paragraphs and you refused to read them all. Get back in your first-gen Rouge and get out of here.

lol

I’m here for more gauges.

“Im 37 years old, Degree in Engineering and Masters in Business, successful with a six figure income.”

Love the article...I have no idea what I’d do with a car in that situation. Sometimes when I’m bored I’ll see myself looking at 100 mile BRAND NEW 2006 Saabs, or the sort still on some GM lots.

Are these the same rebels US is backing?

5/5 would wear to company holiday party.

If you are not wearing a helmet while driving the Fusion, you are doing it wrong.

+1 star for saying whale tail :)

Have eaten whale, 6/10 would eat again.

Give him a hug?

Who doesn’t love whales? They are so tasty. The tail is especially delicious. Love me some whale tail.

DAMN. Keep doing you Mazda. That’s fancy af.

Didn’t you guys already run this article today? ...Oh no wait, that was an Infiniti:

Honey Badgers already hate everything

Kia K900