Nah, dude. She the TRUTH.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

My impression of Kimberly.

Thank you for speaking for all of us down-trodden internet commenters who were so wounded by her vile, racist epithets.

Please, continue to be our beacon of light in this storm-tossed new world, oh sweet sweet SJW.

Save the outrage for where it’s warranted... otherwise you make us all look like schmucks.

If people read that and were offended, they’re not good readers. It’s not everybody else’s responsibility to make sure that bad readers don’t see the word “monkey” outside of any racial context and experience “pain.”

Seriously! I had a vasectomy, and I want to make absolutely sure nothing found a way to reverse itself.

Well, unless you want the guy in the vid to do it for you, I think you’re on your own.

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

“Jobs!!! Hurrrdurrr emails! Benghazi! Pizzagate! Fuck brown people! Down with Obamacare but keep the ACA!”

Trump: No really... I’m gonna blow up the planet! Uh... And screw your wives! and... geez these guys are slow... Hey lets get rid of an entire religion too! It’ll be the best country there ever was, everyone will be rich or dead!

They aren’t career politicians. That’s the point. They are career civil servants who have been committed to serve the country, regardless of which party runs the administration.

In the UK, there’s the realisation that the US collapsing will likely mean a swift post-Brexit UK-US trade deal, as it suddenly becomes the sole good PR low hanging fruit available to Trump.

In that short 30-second clip, I saw four of the fattest police officers I’ve ever seen. I’m glad the NYPD is being so forward-thinking in using them as roadblocks.

No, no it doesn’t look like Darth Vader. Gizmodo I’m losing respect for you

Dear Ms. Warren,

This comparison is bad and you should be ashamed.

This feels like hamnos’ “fuck you, im out” post, only instead of leaving for somewhere else, he just goes and becomes a trainyard hobo.

Vader is the first thing you see? Really?

Looks like you guys forgot Hamilton Nolan...