Starred for Solidworks rant

What a pair of knobs. Fuck em both, but fuck the asshole in the Sentra even more. Motherfucker tried to kill the biker twice. That shit is attempted murder. Fuck that cop too. Fuck everyone. Fuck me. Fuck this chair. Fuck solidworks. Fuck this mouse. Fuck punctuation.

Imagine how terrible of a driver you have to be to 1) react to a biker kicking your car at highway speeds, 2) try to engage a retaliatory attempt to take the biker out, and 3) to then lose control of the vehicle over something that was so inconsequential and not worth reacting to.

I’d be less worried about Ducati, and more worried about Harley-Davidson. “Sources” claim this is actually a false flag operation to subversively convert Harley owners into Scientologists.

Ideally this whole thing doesn’t go ahead at all. The best owner for Ducati is its current one.

Great idea if Milwaukee stays the F out of Italy and leaves them alone. The bar and shield know how to take care of their market group, but they can’t even sell their own performance bike the v-rod, because the faithful see water cooling as the Devil’s own tears. Plus they know nothing about racing or sport bikes,…

“Earlier this month, Russia intercepted a nuclear-capable U.S. B-52 bomber Moscow claims was nearing its border.”

WATCH A NATO F-16 BUZZ FLY ALONGSIDE THE RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTER’S PLANE.

this whole thing is dumb. street was blocked off by cops, nothing happened, hes a pro driver. Australia is being dumb and hardo using this as a distraction from shit that matters.

Let me axe you, would you date your mom?

I’m glad I’m not the only one here glassin.

Clearly this is an amaze piece of highway worthy of carrying the giant load that is Burnt Chrysler

This is called a “dad boner”, as popularized by the podcast “Your Mom’s House”

cash money?

Thank god the dealerships still exist to protect the consumer... o wait

And this is why dealers are cancer. I can’t wait until the dealership model is obsolete, most of them deserve to go out of business. It’s 2017, I can’t see why people can’t just buy directly from the manufacturer. The only thing stopping that are lame state laws.

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

If you think Top Gear was any less scripted you’re absolutely fooling yourself. The entire exercise has always been a carefully choreographed pantomime meant to indicate spontaneity but they’ve all openly discussed that nearly every single segment, in studio and out, was plotted out and scripted.

Uh... hi... did you ever watch Top Gear?