Your pets will eat you if you are dead around around them long enough.

And I can go fishing in them?!

Especially one featuring two big, beautiful white men (oh and also a lady hip hop hooray!)

But you can't wear overalls to bed.

To that end, this is the chief creative officer mentioned in the article. Swell guy.

Pitch Perfect™: The touching story about some white women and their token asian, black and fat friends.

Louie reminds me of that back-pedaling senator with his gay kid. Louie's got a couple of pretty light skinned daughters, and he doesn't want anything to happen to them, thus all this "I see the light! Maybe men oughtn't treat women like garbagé!"

He doesn't even go to this school.

This is kind of a recent white phenomenon in my opinion only and not yours I promise®. As an unmarried young latina hiding out in school until the job market is slightly less heinous, I live with my parents because I'm young and unmarried and in school and this is how we do. I don't know what all the millennial angst…

I thought I would have grown out of it at age 26, but good gracious, I still look like Ms. Frank. It's not something you get stopped on the street for, and I don't have my 6th grade classmates around to point it out, but geeze louise, what a genetic lottery to cash in on. On a more pertinent note, I can't speak for…

Done.

The entire article is superfluous and stupid! Stop indulging articles about poor widdle white girls who have known better and do stupid shit anyways. They are climbing into spaceship light cocoons to look brown i mean goddamn roddo

I just want you to know you could probably do better than Bilbo Sandwich-baggins there.

Won't someone please think of the middle-class white women?! Oh, and thanks for the useless regurgitation of sun tips that everyone's been hearing since the 1960's and a hamfisted attempt to compare white women trying to be darker with the practice of skin-lightening. Not!

I'm a fairly light-skinned latina; two summers ago I managed to accumulate a nice enough tan to get stopped by the border patrol, cops, and in one case some asshole old man who didn't like me doing my homework in the park(???). It was pretty jarring to lose my light-skin privilege like that, but it sure set me…

What a terrific departure for Betty! I can't wait to see what this season has in store for her!

These steps are also pretty useful when dealing with Whitey McMansplain; "I'm really sorry if these facts and science offend you, but periods do not attract bears, female brains aren't less dense, women don't have smaller hands so they can make better sandwiches etc. Your offense is unfortunate."

Gronk arm hurt! Feel bad! Hurt outside! Hurt... inside.

I'm doing so much landscaping this weekend. My mole traps aren't coming until the 8th, but I still get to rake all that nasty snow-compressed last year leaves out and somehow I got roped into climbing onto the roof to get the nasty leaves out of the gutter. After that it's nothing but lime pellets and reseeding! It's…

All the enlightened women of the world are light skinned and thin I guess