The part I really find disturbing is all this hubbub over some random person's twitter feed. Amanda's just some normal person from Anywhere, USA, can't you guys find a real celebrity like an actress or comedian or singer to obsess over?

Sometimes I have a hard time telling famous white people apart :(

i thought he was the football guy

Always gotta bring it back to GoT, huh? Nerds.

I had this kind of output at her age, but I don't think anyone would want to write about someone reading that many Baby-Sitter Club serials.

More like Dorktor Who! Phew! That show and the fanbase are the worst.

I pretty much stopped being educated or parented in the 4th grade, but I'm only kind of an asshole. Of course, we have to adjust for white male privilege, so someone else figure this out.

Confession: Sometimes all you white blonde women look alike to me. That picture at the top is the same women at different ages, right? Nevermind, I don't care. Pressing "Submit" regardless.

This is a technically well-written article, but I can't bring myself to care about anyone in this case but Jane Doe. I can't even begin to imagine what day-to-day life consists of for her with all the favorable press on these poor widdle boys.

Hey, what about nerds? You know, the dummies who think a polite question about their hobbies means you want to hear the individual back stories of all the factions of the Warhammer 40k franchise, and why it's different than regular Warhammer. The guys who speak almost exclusively in internet memes, only dress in Hot…

XS bulk cotton tees and my brother's XXL high school sweatpants are all I need to stay fit

Clue can't possibly be worth watching, can it? No movie that makes so many rotations on the Comedy Central network could ever be. Faizah, you're making me question so many things I've always assumed to be true; I guess that's what Jezebel is all about at it's core.

Hey, thanks person who always needs to prove the exception to the rule

So I guess you don't know a lot of lesbians, huh.

Where's the one for ladies with big feet (which often go hand in hand with big waistlines)? The things shoe retailers think you would be interested in wearing when you have size 11 feet is mystifying..

Hey, maybe if you gave less crappy advice people wouldn't give you attitude. Seriously, "Come live in my expensive hipster borough Kssy" hahahaha white people.

After reading your post, I would love a big ass glass of red wine. But one really can't drink on this many anti-seizure medications.

It's a shitty thing to discriminate over, but I totally do the same thing, tee hee.

It's like three lines of text on the side bar of a website, quit being a teaspoon, be a tablespoon and scroll past the boring stories. The world caters to forks and knives as well, not just spoons.

Aw geeze, this is the second time I've tried to get advice and gotten tumble weeds. Ya'll are making me cry...