I have to agree with you- she's just trying to hustle in a man's world. Don't blame Minaj, blame the system that she has to navigate while being scrutinized for her every action.

See: Joaquin Phoenix

This was like settling down in a nice cool bath after a hot gross day. Thank you.

My friends kinda hate me in this regard; I might get a little bloatsy but that's about it. I actually get a little excited when I almost have cramps. On the other hand, it's like that scene from the Shinning once standard period time (STP) begins.

Hey, you don't need to throw out the race card; reel it in there buddy (p.s. your analogy is weird- are the pot and kettle truckers or cops or whatever? Why can they even talk in the first place? Also I'd have to be super dumb and do all the stuff in the essay for it to be really comparable)

You're not my real dad; I don't have to listen to you!

I have very flat size 11 feet and I just can't imagine wearing high heels every day the way my peers can. I tried wearing them to work once and my toes started to bleed a little about an hour in. that shit's like 9/11: Never Again.

Nice try, nerd.

what really got my goat was that my mom was suuuuper bi-polar. She neglected me and my brother and ruined her own life. At the end of the day though, at least she did a real drug like coke, you know? This guy is a soppy vag.

yeah dawg katamari is only for super hardcore gamers time to overclock my 2001-era ps2 and frag some newbs

Yeah dawg I'm a super XP Pro gamer; my team fragged some newbies on a team match while we were all super high on X. Seriously though, one ancient ps2 title does not a nerd make.

I dunno man, I think it's possible to think something is totally lame and not be like, Bowser (is he still a bad guy? I mean he has all those kids to support).

I didn't intend to, but I will say it is really great for the community to get together to try to convince me that they have good parties. Good work everybody. It's great to see some solidarity over refuting an -ism in the game industry.

Oh man, now OPM is mad at me! I'd better go grab a copy of Halo before he really goes on the warpath! (p.s. I don't really mean this and who cares)

I don't know about the legality of hanging out with middle schoolers so I guess not

No one really needs to get high, and I play my copy of Brain Age sober as a judge. And joke's on you, SMR: I am always agressive and ready to carpe the shit of the diem. Or make fun of nerds. I'm down for whatever.

Have you met a nerd irl? You either get the rail thin cancer patient-looking guys or a smelly fatty with a neckbeard that would put some amish guy to shame, not exactly fucking material (well, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. less for me, I guess?). Also I have yet to be at one that played music with a beat that…

You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do/No, YOU get a job/I'm not your pal, buddy/etc

I do not make friends with people who say "tis."

sorry i'm allergic to W40K