If I say yes do you promise not to get mad? It's really fun, I highly recommend it.

Why did you take all that time to summarize stuff I already read in the article? Is that the best use of your time?

Forreal though I'm really sorry a lot of you have really bad parties and I made fun of them. Also for the record sometimes you can click on a story from the other less terrible Gawker affiliates (that one i09 blog that's supposed to be about the future but only posts like, weird fanart half the time aside) on the…

Dawg I do not think you used the word "irony" correctly.

You're one of those people who says "'tis" like some kinda steampunk guy, huh. I kinda feel bad for your friends.

... are you guys kidding? Only some nerd would get "addicted" to weed. This is why I never go to nerd parties, there's never any good drugs and too many internet references. I can only assume most nerds are bitter because no one in their right mind would share trees with the uptight asshole in history who always has…

I think some very tender nerves were touched by this one.

All mexicanity aside, as a half-white half-latino all passin' madame, I have to sympathize. In the summer I get harassed by the border patrol; in the winter I'm privy to all manner of "we're all white here, how about some casual racism" nonsense. On the other hand, there's few things more delicious than whipping off…

Hey, thanks for making a comment on the trials a lot black women face all about you.

I've always wanted to since I was a little girl, but my parents tried to make me get into clarinet. This interview with Dave Grohl has always stuck with me too- he described being a kid and having to practice on a pillow because his parents wouldn't buy him drums yet. Right now I'm just dicking around with online…

that dummy got some ramen noodle hair, damn

I'm excited about this- I use professional sports teams to illustrate gender equality amongst uh, the ignorant. I've always felt it was cruel to tell young women that they can be anything when clearly the opportunities for women in professional sports are tiny considering entire sports leagues that do not feature a…

Does anyone drum? I'm just beginning, but I'm having a blast just goofing around with a metronome. I'm super excited, my forearms are gonna be shredded if I keep practicing.

Look, I think we can all agree playing FF7 in middle school was awesome, but much like one's rapidly aging dog, some genres (mostly JRPGs) would benefit from being taken to a very nice farm where it can run around free and make more games about frail young men with weird hair.

Remember when we thought it couldn't get any worse than "Warning"?

The title of the article made me think they forced a couple of those uber hot topic scenster gay kids into the scouts, which might not be the worst thing. Let 'em spray paint their pinewood box cars matte black, all embroidering over all their badges to make 'em all look like skulls, maybe their hat doesn't fit so…

Moreover, can't the bystanders caught on film and who tweeted during be charged with good samaritan laws?

I heard about the trial's move on NPR today

Aw, I remember that episode of the Muppet Show! "These rings have enough carrots to feed all the rabbits in the world!" This article's a little behind the times though, we should be naming names of the actual executives who pooh poohed the movie, not ham handedly explaining that oh yes, there are gays among us. It is…

So... no money and no benefits means all these interns are the epitome of health, right? I'm verklempt just trying to imagine all the finagling I'd have to do around my epilepsy, or what a diabetic would go though.