What is a "good" death?

oh god, i'm going to go watch a local game tomorrow. at a RINK, NHL. are you happy now, making me leave my house? I bet the 1000 Islands Privateers only have like, 4, maybe 5 sweaty eastern europeans on the team, tops

I-I just want to watch the men skate backwards [sobs, continues watching post season MLB, pre-season NBA]

Tuxedo T-shirt, Domino Mask and Fake Rose from Michael's/Craft Store now you are Tuxedo Mask, you're welcome.

Dammit, I only scrolled down here to make a homelessville joke! Seriously, why else put homeless in the video, right?

I lost a ton of hair and weight on Topamax, but I started sleeping 14 a day, I started forgetting stuff like how to spell, elementary-level math became like, really, really hard, stuff like that. I'm transitioning on to Lamictal right now, really hoping for a good rash.

But seriously, when Tim Burton stops making movies.

Ooh, I guess being proud of having a beautiful body isn't allowed for Kim Kardashian. How dare she wear sweat pants and take a picture of it! She should totally die (but put some clothes on first, amirite?)

Rim height isn't the issue. As likely the only woman in america who actually tries to give a shit about the WNBA sometimes, watching a WNBA is like watching a girl's high school, and sometimes middle school game full of players being forced to be there on account of over-bearing parents. There's no life to these…

I don't remember LiveJournal being used for pictures of underage girls... Maybe you're from the Russian userbase. Wait, are you confusing "Harry Potter/X-Men Crossover Fanfics" for "Illegal Pictures of Underage Girls"? I do that sometimes, don't be embarrassed.

Well, I'M not the one buying them...

I'll join in with sexifying cancer when a prostate equivalency pops up. Or testicle cancer. I'm being a little vindictive, but I shudder with glee at how uncomfortable the older male generation would be at the thought of the 18-24 female demographic trumpeting the new "Going 'Balls-Out' For a Cure" campaign.

I feel like this is a comment about Heteropoda davidbowie three years too late?

I guess it's more of a "duty" for the police at this point?

I immediately went to "Fancy Poop"

I thought these kinda computers were called Macs (zzzing!)

Great, now I want a cupcake just to spite 50 Cent. What kind of life is this?

Even Kanye can't believe that shit.

I'll tell you why- I don't even know what the fuck a Vita is. It sounds like a crappy beverage that I have no intention of drinking, let alone playing, uh... let's see, Nintendo makes Mario and the Zelda, Sega makes the Sonic games, and I can play puzzle and racing games on my phone now... Doesn't Sony make walkmans…

Does this make Biden the Danny of the campaign?