Or a P'zone-type food, but I don't wanna eat it...

I think a few things are happening here: 1. Smaller sampling size (Old people be dying, amirite?), even with adjustment for a smaller pool of old people to poll from. 2. Hell no old people aren't going to be out and proud, what do they look like, the child/grandchild they disowned? 3. I guess AIDS? Maybe? That's a LOT…

Damn Hugo, why not take it and raffle that shit off? You're so selfish.

I'll play WoW when you thrust it into my cold, dead hands.

I just want it to be 2004 again so I can re-watch LOST. Jackface :(

Between the above, the line "I decided to go back to Europe for a couple of months to go hiking in the Alps alone," and the entire article coming from a beautiful blonde lady, I'm having a hard time finding a struggle for the author. I feel like a friend she hasn't seen for a while, only to remember why I've been…

I have size 11 feet, and I dread getting a "grown up" job that demands heels. Actually, just shopping for shoes, period, is pretty unsettling. :/

Was anyone else expecting an honest to god fist-fight in there? That debate got tense as hell at points.

Is there a "Casual Rape?" You know, for when I'm chilling with my friendos in my Eddie Bauer (and I get raped?)

I'm glad my brother is "that guy" who sends me stupid YouTube links all the time, or else I wouldn't have gotten that awful Leroy Jenkins reference (I'm still not sure I get it, but that's vidya games for you...). Also, let's face it, at this point most of these movies are kind of garbage-y and forgettable. Can we…

Can you use a still from the Jeff Daniels ep next time? also, I vote you for the new gimmick account.

What exactly does one get when one theoretically wins in Hollywood? I hope it's cake.

Aw, I remember 6th grade history class, too!

I agree. This entire article reeks of White People Problems™. To the article's authoress, sorry you had to iron your clothes and wear makeup to make more money, that sounds mighty rough.