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$580 for a performance EV soundbyte: “LoL ridiculous.”

I’d like to think they hired Bowen Yang for his talent but there’s a part of me that says Lorne just hired him so they can have someone play Andrew Yang during their many Democratic Debate cold opens. And the impression will just be something lazy like Yang running around the room handing out money.

Owner: “Someone dinged my Soul Red Crystal car. Can you match the paint on the body panel?

It’s so fast the snake wet itself!

Tell your cousin to live a little. There’s nothing quite like the thrill of owning an out of warranty German vehicle. Is today the day I have to sell a kidney? WHO KNOWS! So exciting.

Several of these planes have been sitting for so long that the airline they were built for no longer exists.

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Ah yes, the Honda Corolla. I wonder if he included the one with the optional Sentra package?

If only I had a Charger:

Hilarious thing I saw on reddit.

People tremble as they hear my name... Footloose-man!

Next up:

I’m sorry... I couldn’t resist...

The next time I see someone using their phone while driving, I’m going to throw my beer at them.

The joke’s on you, I already pretend that my Bolt is cool.

Fast and Furious is what happens after you hit the roach coach.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

The Multipla is ok, but the SsangYong Rodius is beautiful!!!

It’s “could have” or “could’ve”. I swear to god I’m going to start murdering people who F this simple contraction up. Call me a pedant, I don’t care anymore.