Cephus sounds like the last name of the neighbor that has a 1987 Monte Carlo SS rusting out that he SWEARS he’s gonna fix one day so he won’t sell it to you. Mr. Cephus did 17 tours in Korea. Cephus’s daughter is fine as wine. Cephus would have gone pro if he didn’t hurt his knee. Cephus don’t know if it’s your…

LOL! I’ve known Panama for abt 10 years now...eww gross. I meant that we could have hung out...haven’t seen him in about 2 months even though we live in the same area.

Your dad missed out. When it’s your turn, you’re going to love it. And every thing that you do with your child or children will bring joy and healing to you. At least, that’s what I’m finding.

I feel left out. THANKS! :(

“Black Daddies are the shit.”

This video brought so much joy to my heart... through tears and remembering my Daddy... Black Daddies are the shit.

My nieces and nephew were too tickled at this....then I had to whip out photos of them getting pushed around in clothes baskets as they didn’t believe they’d ever been entertained in them. Then I had to take it a step further and bust out pics of myself, my sister and their dad being entertained in various…

Maybe the Democratic Party will actually embrace a more progressive and inclusive agenda instead of just positioning themselves as the less Nazi alternatives to, well, Nazis.

Just take every stupid decision ever made by a character in every film or tv show ever made, mix in Black teenager angst, rich kid wanting street cred, shake well, and you have Tariq.

They could Judy Winslow her and no one would notice, especially since it seems like Tariq is going to be front and center this season.

You don’t touch babies. Period. But now I’m worried that the next baby I see in a stroller I’m going to think “Mmmm, peanut butter cups.” Thanks for that, Mr. Young.

... especially since I created it (finished it)

I almost snapped off on an older white woman on the 151 bus here in Chicago because she touched me unnecessarily (I mean not the “I’m trying to squeeze past you on this packed ass bus” touching, but the “I’m going to physically poke you to get your attention touching”). I’d probably get arrested if someone touched my…

I can’t imagine summoning the energy and interest to ask a complete stranger ANY questions about their baby, much less delving deep into the nature of their relationship and future plans. 

Yeah, this happens to my daughter all the time. She is a mixed baby and will be turning 3 this August. I don’t get this the randomness of people treating her/us like she is a dog. You ask people if you can pet their dog for the obvious reasons (a dog will bite your ass if you don’t come correct). My wife always tries…

See also: WHY CAN’T I SAY THE N-WORD IF THEY CAN SAY IT?!

14. Do you realize that I actually didn’t want to make this a race thing?

That is EXACTLY it!