Bingo

But the current logo is old enough to be retro

Don’t worry, they’ll be armed with Madcatz controllers with turbo button power to enhance their natural reflexes.

I made an account exclusively to give a star to this comment.

No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

Yes yes yes! That line threw me. It’s super disingenuous.

Agreed, like literally none of this is accurate at all. Trudeau himself has been in self-quarantine for about a week now, it’s ridiculous to say that they’re trying to hide his illness when they’re explicitly making a point of treating him like any other potentially-infected Canadian. If they wanted to hide it they…

Trudeau is not the head of state, that’s Queen Elizabeth, and in her absence the Governor General Julie Payette.

I guess they’ll never do better than this.

*Barring the rest of the world.

Come back to us in ten days and see if you feel the same.

I agree he has not handled this well, but to pretend this wasn’t going to be a giant mess under any administration is wishful thinking. 

Instructions unclear.

If the door were smarter,

That slide up door goes on the passenger side of the new Bond car and is used to cut attempted carjackers in half.

Good ass kinja right there.

Is that 6 gallons for drinking, or cleaning? Either way it wouldn’t hurt to grab another pallet.

You forgot the limes.

Sure no problem. I'm sure I can buy you one off Wish. 

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