whoah there showing off your $5000 worth of toilet paper

The impressionables already out here buying 4 years worth of TP, Don’t give them a reason to make it 8.

Is it wrong if I print this and post it in the office restrooms?  Too late.  I hear the printer warming up now...

So it’s like a less Tinder-y version of Reigns?

I saw Electrostatic Precipitator open for an Oddball Situations concert.

They brought it back 12-13 years ago for a while, I don’t know if it lasted more than one or two model years before becoming a Golf again. There appears to be a new one too, but a special edition:

Mid 80's Rabbit GTIs and Sciroccos still hold a special place in my heart.

Guy walks into an auto parts store and tells the counterman “I’d like a set of wiper blades for my Yugo”. Counterman thinks about it for a minute, then says, “OK - sounds like a fair trade to me”.

I nearly bought a Yugo once.

When I was in Sarajevo I saw a Yugo towing a Golf

How do you double the resale value of a Yugo?

In a string of questionable automotive decisions that also included buying a used TR-7, my brother leased a Yugo.

Why does the Yugo have a rear window defroster?

It’s called a blip; a picture with a couple sentences and no title. We do one every single morning and have for years. Welcome to Jalopnik.

Got wet so many times when it rained, because the wiper blades would work for a while, then fly off onto the shoulder of the road. I’d get out, find the thing, bang it back on the stem and drive for another month. The Yugo was free at some dealerships if you bought an American sedan.

They better come with flaming electrified chickens on the hood

The article says

For me, seeing Hyundai today after a decade and a half of buying their products, is similar to being a parent/aunt/uncle watching a child grow up and experience success. I’m damn proud of where they’ve ended up and I’m glad to have been a part of it.

Weird I solved this issue by driving a modern car that hasn’t had the need for me to add coolant to it in years. I seriously can’t remember the last time I needed to worry about a car over heating due to coolant loss. Now when I drove shitboxes in highschool this was an issue, but that was a loooong time ago.

So what you're saying is don't buy it unless you need to buy it. Convenience is a waste of money unless its convenient.