So...touchdown?
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Man, I never had two women kissing me when I was wearing braces. And I had some sweet BMX action going and knew, like, a TON of Rush lyrics! Go figure...
Also, maybe get rid of Thursday night football because it’s dumb and shitty and it’s dangerous to make guys play on only 3 days rest? I dunno, just spitballing here
Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.
Ah yes, the Fly Emirates. What the fuck kind of name is that? ;)
Brewers is a fucking awesome team name on every level. They play in Miller Park, in a city known for breweries, located in a state known for alcoholism. The only way they could improve the name is if they changed their name to the Milwaukee .08ers. The dumbest name in sports is definitely the Montreal Canadiens. It’s…
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James Corden explains:
Seeing as a lot of these trucks have mandated emissions equipment removed (federal crime) a roadside inspection by the police after a coal-rolling incident could result in big fines and vehicle impounding. Which I’m okay with.
Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.
My favorite weed joke is Jeff Session’s opinion on weed.
Yeah, but you’re missing an important part of the argument.
college basketball really is the worst
It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.
A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”
some people hate those waldo kits but they are precious i love them
That’s why it’s called “public” space, you hard-of-thinking cunt.
One of my favorite books as a tiny tot was “The Monster At the End Of This Book,” starring Grover. spoiler alert: He was the monster! And it was still kind of scary to me every time, even though I knew it was him and that he was a nice monster.
PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.
Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.