Huh. Whenever I tell passengers “Ok, I’ve done this in a video game, I’m sure I can do it” they get all nervous.

If it weren’t for Tetris, I’d never be able to pack so efficiently for my road trips!

European or African?

As a Brit who’s never been. Wow, quite a lot of lane indiscipline around there, even compared to UK I think.

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110k Still isn’t “Cheap”

I facepalmed, then I gave you a star. Well done, sir.

Anyone else think parking a Porsche that close to water without any sort of curb is Risky Business?

Where are they? I can almost guarantee that they’re trapped at the offices of the California Air Resource Board (CARB).

Or maybe Good Ol’ ‘Murican horses are so much better than their lazy, pasta-bloated, Communist, Italian counterparts that it takes ten less to do the same work!

10 horses isn’t bad. I routinely lose like 6 oxen just between Independence, MO and Willamette, OR.

I see what you did there....

A measured, logical, humane, fact based response would be to properly profile and surveil people who are most likely to carry out such an attack.

You’re talking about the crank position sensor aren’t you lol!

Did you guys even watch the video? There was someone merging into the road at that exact moment. There was no opportunity for him to merge right without changing his rate of speed (cruise control).

Pretty sure that’s a Zuckerberg, dude!

Every opening on that car looks like you can extrude pasta through it.

Because people don’t trust Alfa to make a reliable car; and for most people buying midsized sedans reliability is a big factor in their purchase, whether that reliability is based on actuality or not.

I better not have to upgrade to the “just like mom usedta make” package for that.

Road tornadoes. Little black tornadoes that jump onto the road at night and startle you. They’re out there, and they will mess up your game.